Is bragging the NEW doing?

I hear bragging is the new doing

If bragging IS the new doing, who’s really getting anything done?

The anonymity of social media allows everyone to have the perfect life, kids, husband, wife, career, house, car..ect.. All that’s left are you tireless people who actually get up and go to work everyday. While the braggers sit around and TYPE about all that their accomplishing, you’re actually out here doing it. Shame on you.

I hear reality TV is the new real…

If you aren’t the third baby mama, or getting cheated on by your “once famous” significant other, or brawling in a public arena, you really aren’t living..

I hear sex tapes are the new talent agent

A leak of your bedroom romping with a semi-celeb guarantees you a solid gig, maybe even millions. Just look at Kim K, she makes us proud!

I hear Skype is the new date…

I hear church is the new nightlife…

I hear shrugging is the new high-five…

I hear IDK, J/K, OMW, IMO, WYD and OMG are the new conversation…

I hear I love you is the new “we’re just friends”.

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