Quick Wit Wednesday..

Various Quotes From Around the Web

Posted with every intention of making you LAUGH or at least *chuckle* Good Grief

GOOD GRIEF

Lighten up folks, you only live once! LOL!! ROTFL!! LMBO!! ect.. ect.. Enjoy

” He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
Oscar Wilde

” The road to success is always under construction.”

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

” He who laughs last, didn’t get it.”

” My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.”

” Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

” You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.”

” How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.”

” Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”

” The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat ” —–Lily Tomlin

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

” Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, you’ll be right “… unknown

You don’t have to like ——->

OR BETTER YET, LAUGH.. GO AHEAD, IT’S ON THE HOUSE :}